Satire

The Reason Medium Views Are Down

You can’t fool us

Grabbing my brick, know as my phone, I open Medium to see what’s the latest. As of late, Medium is experiencing low viewership. Many top writers say our writing quality is low, but many of us write like Ernest Hemingway times ten!

So it isn’t the quality? What is it, then? A particular writer has been deceiving us…

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Alexander B.

Alexander B.

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Aficionado and connoisseur of obscure and strange music, movies, and TV. Fictional and non-fictional pieces have their place here, too.