Remembering the Time as a Loaf of Bread on TV

I looked quite tasty

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I find it difficult to believe, but a TV company hired me to appear on a Christian television show. My journey began as a pompous mustache man came out of a pulsating portal. He caught me while I scarf down a sandwich. I gobbled the sandwich down like a squawking turkey and gave him…

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