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Remember To Leave Your Brain At Home With F9
Oh, and physics as well
There are days when I had enough of staying home all day. I’m miserable, and the few seconds of a warm embrace from outside aren’t plenty. So, I get my butt off the couch to go on a drive with the silver bullet, my Nissan Altima. I get into that fine piece of Japanese manufacturing and head to the nearest dirt road, where I speed up at high speeds. As I’m zooming through dirt patches, I yank the wheel aggressively to flip me in the air in a 360 spiral, which spun me around in that beauty of a machine for seconds. After my little cavalcade, I continued to floor it until I could pull another stunt in my car. If you haven’t guessed, I live life a quarter mile at a time.
After nine films in The Fast and The Furious franchise, it makes sense they’ll start making things exciting and eye-popping. No, I’m talking about insane feats of wife-beater leading man Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto or his brother Jakob Toretto played by; I apologize I couldn’t see the actor who played him. By his voice, I can tell he’s snarky. What I’m talking about is they went to space!
When I saw the trailer, I was thinking, how will they include this in the plot?, being it’s a Fast and Furious film, it’s added the most ridiculous of ways. The fast crew threw logic out the window, I’m afraid.
