Mortal Kombat 2021: 26 Years In The Making

When I arrived home Friday, I had two things on my mind: Yes; they gave me tomorrow off at work, and I’m nervous talking to the owner of the publication I’m a part of on Sunday. What would he sound like, and how would he perceive my voice?

I hope they’re ready because I sound like a surfer bra who abandons surfing to get a Ph.D. in…