I broke out into song in school, and I wasn’t ashamed — The music blasted through the intercom as p.e. began. I knew this was an opportune moment to sing. The gymnasium’s acoustics were louder than my voice. No one could hear me sing, “Soul man.” It’s the latest tune I heard, thanks to Drake & Josh. As the p.e. coach ended…

Sci-Fi with no fluff — I am Ubik. Before the universe was, I am. I made the suns. I made the worlds. I created the lives and the places they inhabit; I move them here, I put them there. They go as I say, they do as I tell them. I am the word and…

The free concert of our dreams — Whenever a school fundraiser approaches, the teachers always know how to get the students’ attention with false promises. For example, in eighth grade, the teachers and staff told eager students we would get a free concert if we raised enough money. Not knowing who was performing the free concert was…

The finest metal of 2K22 — The world would be a better place if we all listened to metal. The statistics don’t lie; those who listen to heavy metal have lower stress and anxiety rates than those who listen to other jams. …

I Disappointed 20-year-old me — I’m living the dream, well, somewhat living my fantasy. I always wanted to work my way into the entertainment industry and didn’t expect writing would become the catalyst. I had satisfying results writing, but like every human, I want more. I want to indulge. …

to any one of us — It’s become the new norm of barbequing on the weekends. Every weekend, my family and I look forward to grilling. Since I’m Latino, my folks always grill carne asada (beef) and riblets. Of course, beans, rice, salsa, and tortillas aren’t out of the equation. I take comfort in the family…

Exposed and fierce, they strike — If you thought Kony 2012 was awful, it doesn’t compare to what Warlord General Butt Naked did. His actions made Kony look like a recital in comparison. Butt Naked’s story is hard to swallow, but all these things happened. Here is Butt Naked’s true story. Raised in the African military…

Is he correct? — One of my most prominent critics (apart from me) is my brothers. Any chance they're given, they criticize my actions. You may wonder, "aren't you the older brother? Shouldn't you give them a hard time?" You're correct, but I'm too nice to treat my brothers or anyone terribly. …

Remembering a show I had forgotten — I need your help. I require your guidance on finding a Korean drama I watched five years ago. During the time, I should’ve searched for the show during a commercial break. Now, I spend the rest of my days discerning what I watched. …

With a baseball bat — A good laugh is what I need right now. I haven’t had a decent laugh in years, and I believe it’s the reason I’m so damn stressed. Not only that, I miss the moments during high school. …

It felt so right — I settled on the alabaster ornate tile with a crack caused by my brother. Teenage hood has taken hold and made him reckless. Growing up, he must’ve viewed my teenage years as a disastrous omen. My brother planned not to do anything similar to me because it seemed pathetic. I…

I looked quite tasty — I find it difficult to believe, but a TV company hired me to appear on a Christian television show. My journey began as a pompous mustache man came out of a pulsating portal. He caught me while I scarf down a sandwich. …

An appreciation post for Peanut Butter — The moment I could shove food down my mouth, my love for peanut butter began. I don’t know when my affection started, but I can’t forget a single day when I didn’t have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my hand. In my youth, if I was hungry, my…

Throw your fist up, come with me! — Back in my teenhood, my primary source for new music was YouTube. I knew streaming services existed, but I didn’t get one or tell my parents to pay for a subscription. My folks may say it’s pointless, and I have all the music I need on my iPod Nano. …

An overview of my first year in Medium — I can’t believe 2021 is over. I recall being in front of my laptop having no clue what I’m writing on Medium. I still don’t know what I’m doing, but it’s working. After one year, I learned a lot about this humble platform and I conclude: It’s a shitshow. Writers…

Shop until you drop — This week is the season humanity unleashes its inner hunter-gatherer to wreak havoc in retail stores. This tradition is known as Black Friday. On one day of November, retailers discount products with vast percentages. It’s the only time you can get a foldable television from Duckerson for 75% off! Regardless…

I got better — “Do you want anything from Taco Bell?” the text message from my mother read. “No,” I responded. In this world, that’s what I told my mom, but in the parallel universe known as electric boogaloo, I said yes. Here’s my story. “Do you want anything from Taco Bell?” …

No love in listening to the same song again and again — 2008 was a momentous moment in my life. My family, brothers and I moved to Texas. I was twelve, so I didn’t know what to make of it. All I notice is my parents were ready for change, and since I was young, I had to tag along. In Texas…